Withdrawal Sucks

ME: Hi, my name is Ted and I'm a bike-a-holic.

GROUP: Hi, Ted.

ME: It's been two weeks since my last ride. Man, winter sucks. I'm going freaking insane. How am I gonna last til spring? I keep hoping for a day above freezing, I'm not really into riding on ice.

I'm gonna trailer my bike 300 miles (900 miles? ) south to where it's 35 degrees and ride. I swear to God I will.

This is my first winter with the fever. Last winter didn't count, I had barely ridden 20 miles (career total) by the time snow started falling, so I didn't really have any withdrawal pains last winter.

Any of you veterans have any words of wisdom?